Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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conrad profit

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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fack me!

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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whats a willy? -brock

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the asian kid gets an F

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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