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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Hi my name is Jim

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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