How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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No. Yes.

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women's rights.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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hi corey

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who smells? •Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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