What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Hi Shelby!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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