The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Knock knock Get off my porch.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Your social life.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

rose are red violets should be purple

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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