- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Gay's rights

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

knock knock go away

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

I'm a like whore

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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