ROSS G IS OBESE

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Women's rights.

Guess what? No.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Nice weather we're having.

Hi

bitches be crafty.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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