- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

The 19th Amendment

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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