Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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