- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

black guy graduating high school

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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