- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

That didn't hurt.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

A horse cantered into a bar.

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