- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Mitt Romney penis

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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