Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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hi corey

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who smells? •Liam

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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pineapples

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*insert joke here*

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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