what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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i'm not gay

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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