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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Ken wins!

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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1 Jew XD

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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hi

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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