what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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whats better than 24................. 25

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Guess what? No.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Hi

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Nice weather we're having.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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