- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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