- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

a man walks into horse bar

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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