- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What did the fish say? Moo

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

your father died

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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