why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Facebook...

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Dani barton= lovely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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