Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Hippopatomous!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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