My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

a man walks into horse bar

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

this is a joke

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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