- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

19th amendment

Its true, he didnt write that!!

...NO.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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