What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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no

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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why?

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Anti Joke

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