-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Anti Joke

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