Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Ouch.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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motley crew

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Women's Rights.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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The cow went moo

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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