- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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