Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Are you a human?

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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guess what what? nothing.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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