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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Turn around.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

An iguana walks out of a bar

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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