I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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guess what chicken butt

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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