How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Cold camel scrotum.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Matt Damon

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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