The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

This is not a joke.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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