What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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