What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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You just won the game...

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Anti Joke

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