Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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penis hehehehe

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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