what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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