.....Carrot Top....

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Once upon a time.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

I like hats XD!

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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