What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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poop

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Obama

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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terry stockton is straight

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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