Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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im a selling a car

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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