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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did I do last night?work

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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