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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

I have two hands. Some people dont.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124