what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Michael Brown

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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