Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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conrad profit

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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why?

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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