- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Penis penis poop butt

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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