Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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I have no ideas.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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