Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Girls Basketball.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

You know what is not cool? Fire.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Anti Joke

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