Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

It smells like triangles in here.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

i like tits

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

It's long!

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A baby seal walks into a club...

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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