- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A jew go out of a bar

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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