- Anti Joke

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

your a towel.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is Worse than the holocaust?