what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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( o Y o )

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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